Okay, My sister got me this movie on a bootleg CD and i went into the movie expecting it be funny, entertaining and ATLEAST Good. Im going to be honest with you... This movie is bad, seriously terrible. If your a bit mature and not like alot of the kids in my class ( AHEMM You know who you are) who are complete 5 years old who cant shut up to save there lives, you'l find this movie to be Terrible.
The movie is about Paul Blart, witch is another thing. Paul BLART!? ARE YOU SERIOUS?! BLART?! His name even implements he's overweight. Anyway hes some guy thats slow and wants to be an actual police officer but cant because of his narcolepsia condition. To make things retarded, he needs sugar to stay awake, like always. So the only thing closest to becomeing a cop is to become a mall cop.
Soon into the movie a big crisis break out and a bunch of robbers take hostages in a bank, and its up to Blart to save the day. But he sucks. And so does this movie. I didnt laugh once in this movie, EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IS 100% unappealing to any audience and thinking about the plot makes me think the people who made this movie were just money grubbing jack-tards.
I give this movie 0.1 fake moustaches out of 5. Only because you get to see Blart fall, i mean who doesnt wanna see a 500 pound guy faceplant... You know in your head your like; YEA!!!!
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